Most STUPID questions by people.....

Most STUPID questions by people.....

1. At movies: hey ! Wt r u doing here...??
Me: tujhe nahi pata yaar.!!
Mai yaha ticket black karne ata hu.. :p

2. In bus : A fat lady steps on my feet: arey!! beta lagi to nahi..
Me: Nai aunty bahot maja aya ek bar fir se karo na :/ :O

3. When i got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry yar! So
raha tha kya....??
Me: Nai yar! Mai to Bas late kar marne ki practise kar raha tha

4. when they see me with shorter hair : yar! Baal katwaye hai kya...??
Me: Pata Nahi Yaar!! raat ko soya tha subah uth kar dekha to andar
chale gaye!!

5. When some 1 call me on my land-line n asks where r u.....??
Me: yar mai market mai hu, phone gale me latka kar le aya hu :/ :p