akhiyan cho hanju jhaarh k ,sut diti chithi padh k,

akhiyan cho hanju jhaarh k ,sut diti chithi padh k,
Put mera fikar karuga
kisde nal jikar kruga ,
Jeonde jee parti "yodhe" agg devi aap ve putt fikar kri na ethe baki sab kuj theek thaak ve putt fikar kri na ,

Punjabi Student: Mam, Mahatama Gandhi Ji Sanu 90 di speed limit te Eggs dinde ne.

"Teacher to Student: Sanu Murgi Ki Dendi Ae?
Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni…
Teacher Again: Aapne Desh da “father of nation” kaun ae?
Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni…
Teacher: Saanu Vaddo Vadd Kini Speed Te Drive Karni Chahidi Ae?
Punjabi Student: Pata Ni…
Teacher: Chal kal yaad karke aayi, ok?
Next day at school teacher chalo sunao ki yaad karke aya?
Punjabi Student: Mam, Mahatama Gandhi Ji Sanu 90 di speed limit te Eggs dinde ne."

Youn Mohabbat Amar Nahi Hoti..

"Youn Mohabbat Amar
Nahi Hoti..

Jab Tak Ek Dusre Ki Fikar
Nahi Hoti..

Youn Toh Tumse Shikwe
Hazaron Hain.. ^_^

Magar Tùm Bin Zindagi
Basar Nahi Hoti .. |♥| :)"

Pyar aur barish- dono ek jaise hote hai,

Pyar aur barish- dono ek jaise
hote hai,
Wo humesha yadgar hote hai,
Fark sirf itana hai ki barish sath
rah kar tan bhigati hai,
Aur pyar door rahkar aankhe…

Most STUPID questions by people.....

Most STUPID questions by people.....

1. At movies: hey ! Wt r u doing here...??
Me: tujhe nahi pata yaar.!!
Mai yaha ticket black karne ata hu.. :p

2. In bus : A fat lady steps on my feet: arey!! beta lagi to nahi..
Me: Nai aunty bahot maja aya ek bar fir se karo na :/ :O

3. When i got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry yar! So
raha tha kya....??
Me: Nai yar! Mai to Bas late kar marne ki practise kar raha tha

4. when they see me with shorter hair : yar! Baal katwaye hai kya...??
Me: Pata Nahi Yaar!! raat ko soya tha subah uth kar dekha to andar
chale gaye!!

5. When some 1 call me on my land-line n asks where r u.....??
Me: yar mai market mai hu, phone gale me latka kar le aya hu :/ :p

1 ladki k paas ek unknown call aaya..

1 ladki k paas ek
unknown call aaya..
.
.
.

Ladka:- do u have a bf ??
.
.
Ladki:- yes......b ut
who r u ??
.
.
Ladka:- tera bhai.... ruk ghar aa kbatata hu..
.
.
.
after few secnd once again unknown call
.
.
Ladka:- do u have a bf ??
.
.
Ladki:- no i dont know.... :(
ladka:- to mai kaun hu ?? :(
Ladki:- ohh sorry jaan maine socha bhai hai... :(
.
Ladka:- mai bhai hi hu..... :@
"bas aaj to tu gayi...... :p :D
hahaha Kamina Bhai Girl Shocked-Thoko Like :O :D

Rhe sari dunia hasdi wasdi,

Rhe sari dunia hasdi wasdi,
Rabba sukhi rhe har MAA ..
Duniya kite na kite ta shad jandi,
par sath na shad di MAA ♥

Life is like the ocean. It can be

Life is like the ocean. It can be
calm and still or rough and rigid
but in the end, it is always
beautiful.

Jado Turna Nahi Aaunda C, Uddo Har Koi

Jado Turna Nahi Aaunda C, Uddo Har Koi
Goddi CHukda.....Jis Din
Da Turna Sikheya Hai, Loki Than-Than Toye Puttde
Ne.....~~

kehnde aa pyar wich neend udd jandi aa.....

kehnde aa pyar wich neend udd jandi
aa.....

koi mere naal karlo menu neend hi
badi aoundi aa.....

Tum dil se hamein yon pukara na karo,

Tum dil se hamein yon pukara na karo,
Yon tum hamein ishara na karo,
Door hain tumse ye majburi hai hamari,
Tum tanhaiyon mein yun tadpaya na karo…!!

Tohafe Mein Mat Gulab Lekar Aana,

Tohafe Mein Mat Gulab Lekar Aana,
Meri Qabr Per Mat Charag Lekar Aana.
Bahot Pyasa Hoon Arso’n Se Main,
Jub Bhi Aana Sharaab Lekar Aana..

Tere Ishq Pe, Tere Waqt Pe

♥ Tere Ishq Pe, Tere Waqt Pe
Bus Haq Hai Ik MeraTeri Rooh Pe, Tere Jism Pe
Bus Haq Hai Ik Mera
Bus Haq Hai Ik Mera
Bus Haq Hai Ik MeraYaadon May Tujhko Rakhun
Baatein Bhi Teri Karoon
Itna Deewana Hoon Tera
Ho Ho Raaton May Jaaga Karoon
Din Bhar Bhatakta Rahoon
Main Toh Yahaan Se Bus Wahan
Tere Ishq Pe, Tere Waqt Pe
Bus Haq Hai Ik Mera
Teri Rooh Pe, Tere Jim Pe
Bus Haq Hai Ik Mera ♥ 

Meri Tanhaaiyon Mein shareek ho Jao

Meri Tanhaaiyon Mein shareek ho Jao

Suno Tum Mera Naseeb ho jao,

Na rahe kisi or ki Arzoo Mujhe

Jo ho Mumkin Tum Mere itne Qareeb ho Jao.

na main malak caran da,

na main malak caran da,
tu chahundi jo sab hai
par dil hai sone da,
vich vasda mere rabb hai,
samjhe sohni aap nu j,
mere varga labda na,

Agar Bhigne Ka Itna Hi Shaukh Hai Baarish Me

Agar Bhigne Ka Itna Hi Shaukh Hai Baarish Me
To Dekho Meri Aankho Me.....

Baarish To Har Ek Ke Liye Barasti Hai,
Lekin Ye Aankhe Sirf Tumhare Liye Barasti Hai............

Chall Challiye Us Thaan Sajjna __

Chall Challiye Us Thaan Sajjna __
Jithe IshQ Di Howe Shhaan Sajjna__
Sare Lok Hon Jithe Praye Jehe__
Na Jaane Koi Apna Naa Sajjna♥

Ki zarurat hai hatha ch pathar chukne di

Ki zarurat hai hatha ch pathar chukne di

todan vale ta lafza naal he dil tod jande ne .

ki lena bhave koi jatt aa ja kamboj

ki lena bhave koi jatt aa ja kamboj
na main rakha bhed bhav jaat paat da
bs chete rakha os rabb nu har roj

wriiten by me ♥